Little Red Riding Hood strolled through the forest
\non her way to her grandmother\u2019s house
\nwith a basket full of wine and cake for her grandmother.<\/p>\n
When she arrived at her grandmother\u2019s house
\nsomething was off. A psychopathic, crossdressing wolf
\nlay in her grandmother\u2019s bed dressed as her grandmother.<\/p>\n
Little Red Riding Hood blew a gasket knowing the wolf
\nslaughtered and ate her grandmother and had the gall
\nand the stupidity to pretend it was her grandmother.<\/p>\n
She pulled her sawed off shotgun out of her robe
\nand blasted that goddamned wolf to pieces.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Red Riding Hood strolled through the forest on her way to her grandmother\u2019s house with a basket full of wine and cake for her grandmother. When she arrived at her grandmother\u2019s house something was off. A psychopathic, crossdressing wolf lay in her grandmother\u2019s bed dressed as her grandmother. Little Red Riding Hood blew a… Continue reading