{"id":1932,"date":"2025-04-09T14:15:53","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T14:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/his-robot-wife\/"},"modified":"2025-04-09T14:15:53","modified_gmt":"2025-04-09T14:15:53","slug":"his-robot-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/his-robot-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"His Robot Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rich and tired of gold digging women.<br>\nDivorced one time too many.<br>\nSick of the drama and the drain on his money,<br>\nthe constant spending of frivolous things,<br>\nthe alimony.<\/p>\n<p>Sick of the superficial personalities, the plastic looks,<br>\nthe high maintenance &#8212; he decided to<br>\ntry someone new in a woman.<\/p>\n<p>For 50,000 dollars he bought a robot wife<br>\nas real and interactive as the replicants in<br>\nthe movie Blade Runner.<\/p>\n<p>He didn\u2019t have her programmed to be like a<br>\nmindless Stepford wife, a slave and not an equal.<\/p>\n<p>He had her programmed to be a loving woman<br>\nand a perfect supportive intelligent companion<br>\nwho would be there for him forever, who would<br>\ngently get him on course if ever he went off course<br>\nby treating her unfairly or badly.<\/p>\n<p>As far as her not being a human woman, he<br>\nreasoned even human woman are not real either<br>\nwhen they leave you or when one of you die<br>\nand what was temporarily real has become<br>\nunreal.<\/p>\n<p>He lived a happy life with his robot wife until he<br>\ndied and she self-destructed. <\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rich and tired of gold digging women. Divorced one time too many. Sick of the drama and the drain on his money, the constant spending of frivolous things, the alimony. Sick of the superficial personalities, the plastic looks, the high maintenance &#8212; he decided to try someone new in a woman. For 50,000 dollars he&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/his-robot-wife\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}