{"id":1973,"date":"2025-04-15T21:15:59","date_gmt":"2025-04-15T21:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/a-final-date-with-my-werewolf-wife\/"},"modified":"2025-04-15T21:15:59","modified_gmt":"2025-04-15T21:15:59","slug":"a-final-date-with-my-werewolf-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/a-final-date-with-my-werewolf-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"A Final Date with My Werewolf Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/werewolf-wife-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9297\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The night was dark<br>\nthe woods were<br>\nunnaturally quiet<br>\nI knew my love<br>\nwas coming for me.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted and<br>\ndidn\u2019t want this<br>\nnight because of<br>\nthe price I had<br>\nto pay.<\/p>\n<p>I heard her howls<br>\ncoming closer<br>\nand closer, and<br>\nmy heart beat<br>\nfaster and faster<br>\nas I began to<br>\nreally think about<br>\nthe cost and<br>\ncould I go through<br>\nwith it, the<br>\nsacrifice I\u2019d have<br>\nto make.<\/p>\n<p>But when I saw<br>\nher coming to<br>\nme out of the<br>\ndarkness, all my<br>\nreservations melted<br>\nat the sight of her.<\/p>\n<p>She howled at me<br>\nlovingly, and I<br>\nsteadied my breath<br>\npulled out my<br>\npistol and shot<br>\nthree silver<br>\nbullets into her<br>\nand almost shot<br>\nmyself to death<br>\nafterwards feeling<br>\nlike I couldn&#8217;t<br>\nlive with what<br>\nI had done.<\/p>\n<p>Though I wanted her,<br>\nthough I needed her,<br>\nthough I loved her,<br>\nI just couldn\u2019t<br>\nlet her go on<br>\nkilling people,<br>\nespecially<br>\nafter that<br>\n10-year-old girl<br>\nshe slaughtered.<\/p>\n<p>I stood with my<br>\npistol smoking,<br>\ntears falling,<br>\nand I knew I\u2019d<br>\nhave to turn<br>\nmyself in<br>\nto the police<br>\nand confess<br>\nto killing<br>\nmy wife and<br>\nspend the rest of<br>\nmy life in prison<br>\nbecause nobody<br>\nwould ever<br>\nbelieve my wife,<br>\nan esteemed doctor,<br>\ncould in any way<br>\nbe a mythical monster.<\/p>\n<p>But then I decided<br>\nto tell the truth<br>\nand be thought<br>\ninsane, so I could<br>\nbe put in a hospital<br>\nfor the insane<br>\ninstead of the<br>\ninsane conditions<br>\nof a prison.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The night was dark the woods were unnaturally quiet I knew my love was coming for me. I wanted and didn\u2019t want this night because of the price I had to pay. I heard her howls coming closer and closer, and my heart beat faster and faster as I began to really think about the&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/a-final-date-with-my-werewolf-wife\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1973"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}