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They hovered over that wild west Texas town in April of 1866.<\/p>\n
They were looking for a genuine western gunslinger.<\/p>\n
When Wild Bob Walker beat an hombre to the draw and shot him clean dead in the center of the town, the aliens beamed down a large circular light that covered Wild Bob and sucked him into their triangular shaped UFO.<\/p>\n
They whisked him away to their planet, 1,000 light years from earth, and got there in seconds.<\/p>\n
A great catch, they featured him in their Extraterrestrial Zoo as a main attraction. <\/p>\n
Sold out tickets for a year, mainly because of how terrifying the strange specimen looked <\/p>\n
and how fast that monstrosity could draw his primitive weapons out of their holsters and pull the triggers of those empty guns as the tiny and spidery, googly-eyed zoo visitors expanded and chortled with the greatest delight. <\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
They hovered over that wild west Texas town in April of 1866. They were looking for a genuine western gunslinger. When Wild Bob Walker beat an hombre to the draw and shot him clean dead in the center of the town, the aliens beamed down a large circular light that covered Wild Bob and sucked… Continue reading