{"id":2022,"date":"2025-04-23T14:45:47","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T14:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/id-like-to-have-a-dog\/"},"modified":"2025-04-23T14:45:47","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T14:45:47","slug":"id-like-to-have-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/id-like-to-have-a-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019d Like to Have a Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019d like to have a dog,<br>\na better companion<br>\none could not ask<br>\nfor<\/p>\n<p>an unconditional love<br>\nlike no other<\/p>\n<p>always excited to see<br>\nyou when you have<br>\nbeen away<\/p>\n<p>whether you were<br>\ngone for a month<br>\nor a day<\/p>\n<p>you don\u2019t get that<br>\nkind of excitement<br>\nfrom humans<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t have a dog<br>\nbecause I just don\u2019t<br>\nwant to do the work<\/p>\n<p>of being the dog\u2019s<br>\nindentured, personal<br>\npoop scooper for the<br>\nrest of my life<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019d like to have a dog, a better companion one could not ask for an unconditional love like no other always excited to see you when you have been away whether you were gone for a month or a day you don\u2019t get that kind of excitement from humans I don\u2019t have a dog because&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/id-like-to-have-a-dog\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}