{"id":2025,"date":"2025-04-23T16:33:19","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T16:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/imagine-if-hybrid-human-poodles-existed\/"},"modified":"2025-04-23T16:33:19","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T16:33:19","slug":"imagine-if-hybrid-human-poodles-existed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/imagine-if-hybrid-human-poodles-existed\/","title":{"rendered":"Imagine if hybrid human poodles existed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/hybridhumanpoodle-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9959\" \/><\/p>\n<p>would they be uppity like some poodles<br>\nseem to be<\/p>\n<p>pampered like royalty<\/p>\n<p>living better privileged lives<br>\nthan most humans<\/p>\n<p>fed gourmet dog food<br>\nthat makes human food<br>\nseem like gruel<\/p>\n<p>would they shop at Rodeo Drive<br>\nand only buy exorbitantly<br>\npriced designer goods<\/p>\n<p>I think they would<\/p>\n<p>bob boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>would they be uppity like some poodles seem to be pampered like royalty living better privileged lives than most humans fed gourmet dog food that makes human food seem like gruel would they shop at Rodeo Drive and only buy exorbitantly priced designer goods I think they would bob boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}