{"id":2062,"date":"2025-04-29T15:07:19","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T15:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/just-like-singer-sammy-hagar-couldnt-drive-55-i-cant-play-bingo\/"},"modified":"2025-04-29T15:07:19","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T15:07:19","slug":"just-like-singer-sammy-hagar-couldnt-drive-55-i-cant-play-bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/just-like-singer-sammy-hagar-couldnt-drive-55-i-cant-play-bingo\/","title":{"rendered":"Just like singer Sammy Hagar Couldn\u2019t Drive 55, I Can\u2019t Play Bingo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know there\u2019s quite a difference<br>\nbetween exceeding the speed limit<br>\nand putting chips on numbers on bingo cards.<\/p>\n<p>But for me the restraints of a  55 miles<br>\nan hour speed limit is comparable to the<br>\nrestraints of sitting at a table and putting<br>\ndinky chips on those cards.<\/p>\n<p>Truth be known, I\u2019d rather be driving<br>\nfaster than 55 on an open highway<br>\nthan sitting in a boxed in room mindlessly<br>\nputting chips on freakin\u2019 bingo cards.<\/p>\n<p>But if I get hard up and get so de lu lu<br>\nthat I feel the need for one of those<br>\nso called \u201cage appropriate\u201d (hate<br>\nthat expression) women in my<br>\nreclusive life, or if I became brain dead<br>\nenough, maybe I\u2019d go play bingo for amore<br>\nor for something mentally challenging<br>\nto do.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n<p>But, kidding aside, I can see how for many people bingo provides a source of socialization. For seniors who are alone, it can add some time with people in their lives and probably be beneficial to their mental and physical wellbeing. I write that as someone who worked with the elderly for decades, and when I walked through the senior center of the nonprofit I worked at, I saw many old people having fun playing bingo.    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I know there\u2019s quite a difference between exceeding the speed limit and putting chips on numbers on bingo cards. But for me the restraints of a 55 miles an hour speed limit is comparable to the restraints of sitting at a table and putting dinky chips on those cards. Truth be known, I\u2019d rather&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/just-like-singer-sammy-hagar-couldnt-drive-55-i-cant-play-bingo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}