Alexis, a high white witch
\nwas hiking with a friend
\nnamed Swen in Yosemite
\nNational Park.<\/p>\n
A mile into the hike, Swen
\nscreamed as he was sucked
\ninto an invisible, ravenous vortex.<\/p>\n
Alexis, having knowledge of
\nthese invisible, predatory vortexes and
\nhaving dealt with them before<\/p>\n
could see them with her powerful
\npsychic sight.<\/p>\n
She saw Swen trapped in
\nthe Vortex\u2019s spiraling fields of
\nmagnetic energy about to
\nbe devoured.<\/p>\n
She pointed her index finger,
\nthat had a magical, obsidian ring
\non it, at the mouth of
\nthe vortex.<\/p>\n
She shouted SHAREEM, SHAREEM,
\nSHAREEM, and a sound like thunder
\nboomed in the air,<\/p>\n
as a laser-like, green light
\nshot out of the ring into the
\nvortex.<\/p>\n
Swen was spit out of the mouth
\nof the vortex when the green light
\nstruck the vortex like a deadly lightning bolt. <\/p>\n
The vortex became enflamed with green fire
\nthat was burning it to death until in a
\npuff of green smoke the portal was
\nincinerated out of existence.<\/p>\n
After the green light ended the vortex,
\nit flashed three times and zipped back
\ninto Alexis’s obsidian ring. <\/p>\n
And Alexis and Swen continued their hike
\non what was otherwise a serene summer day.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alexis, a high white witch was hiking with a friend named Swen in Yosemite National Park. A mile into the hike, Swen screamed as he was sucked into an invisible, ravenous vortex. Alexis, having knowledge of these invisible, predatory vortexes and having dealt with them before could see them with her powerful psychic sight. She… Continue reading