{"id":2087,"date":"2025-05-02T16:26:49","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T16:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/holy-moly-warlock-werewolves\/"},"modified":"2025-05-02T16:26:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T16:26:49","slug":"holy-moly-warlock-werewolves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/holy-moly-warlock-werewolves\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Moly Warlock Werewolves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw three warlock werewolves<br>\nin downtown London<br>\nas real as you and me<br>\nand I knew they\u2019d escaped<br>\nthose full moons restrictions and<br>\nmorphed into full time werewolves<br>\nliberated from the confines of<br>\ndark nights and lunar cycles<br>\nI speculated they must have<br>\nused their magic wand spells<br>\nto lift the moon made restriction<br>\nand I wondered what they were<br>\ndoing in downtown London<br>\nthen things got more surreal<br>\nwhen I saw a poster for a<br>\nwerewolf warlock convention<br>\nand I woke up from what was<br>\nonly a lucid werewolves dream<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw three warlock werewolves in downtown London as real as you and me and I knew they\u2019d escaped those full moons restrictions and morphed into full time werewolves liberated from the confines of dark nights and lunar cycles I speculated they must have used their magic wand spells to lift the moon made restriction&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/holy-moly-warlock-werewolves\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}