{"id":2137,"date":"2025-05-08T12:11:39","date_gmt":"2025-05-08T12:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/yay\/"},"modified":"2025-05-08T12:11:39","modified_gmt":"2025-05-08T12:11:39","slug":"yay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/yay\/","title":{"rendered":"Yay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>after my work out<br>\ni pick up my car at 2pm today<br>\na new tire and an oil change<br>\nand to indulge myself i&#8217;ll<br>\ndrive to harris teeter and<br>\nuse a harris teeter coupon i<br>\nhave for a huge savings on a<br>\npint of Ben and Jerry&#8217;s<br>\nice cream<\/p>\n<p>on the way back to my car<br>\nparked near duck donuts<br>\ni&#8217;ll stop in duck donuts<br>\nand buy two of their<br>\nincomparably delicious<br>\nplain doughnuts baked<br>\nwhile i wait<\/p>\n<p>ice cream and donuts<br>\na treat for an old man<br>\nwho doesn&#8217;t give a damn<br>\nabout what some would<br>\nconsider unhealthy food<\/p>\n<p>and maybe occasionally<br>\neating ice cream and<br>\ndonuts are my only vices<br>\nand good for my soul<\/p>\n<p>there are far worse things<br>\ni could be doing<br>\nlike wasting the rest of<br>\nmy waning years<br>\nwhether a few or twenty<br>\nmindlessly watching<br>\nmeaningless tv shows all day<br>\non a mind numbing tv screen<\/p>\n<p>or drinking myself to death<br>\nin some musty old bar<br>\nbabbling about nonsensical things<br>\nwith other drunken old men<br>\nbarely able to think or speak<br>\nnearly incapacitated from<br>\nloneliness and too much alcohol<\/p>\n<p>or being driven crazy<br>\nliving with the wrong woman<br>\nwho seemed like the right<br>\nwoman when we first met when<br>\nshe was on her best behavior<\/p>\n<p>sometimes being alone is better<br>\nthan being with someone with whom<br>\nyou are miserable and lonely with<\/p>\n<p>i end this rambling poem thinking<br>\nabout the ice cream and the donuts<br>\nthe way i once thought of meeting<br>\na woman for a date<\/p>\n<p>admittedly a poor comparison<br>\nto the wonders and charms<br>\nof a woman<\/p>\n<p>but it works for me<\/p>\n<p>bob boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>after my work out i pick up my car at 2pm today a new tire and an oil change and to indulge myself i&#8217;ll drive to harris teeter and use a harris teeter coupon i have for a huge savings on a pint of Ben and Jerry&#8217;s ice cream on the way back to my&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/yay\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}