{"id":2139,"date":"2025-05-09T00:25:13","date_gmt":"2025-05-09T00:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/a-lifesize-tpe-doll-instead-of-a-girlfriend-or-a-wife\/"},"modified":"2025-05-09T00:25:13","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T00:25:13","slug":"a-lifesize-tpe-doll-instead-of-a-girlfriend-or-a-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/a-lifesize-tpe-doll-instead-of-a-girlfriend-or-a-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lifesize Tpe Doll Instead of a Girlfriend or a Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw a YouTube video where a guy was raving about having a Tpe Doll instead of a real girlfriend or wife.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s me, but it seemed a bit bizarre, though to him having the thermoplastic elastomer doll was perfectly normal, as if he were discussing the weather instead of his fake woman doll.<\/p>\n<p>I had to wonder what he and the doll had in common. Did they talk about current affairs, no pun meant, or movies they\u2019d seen?<\/p>\n<p>I couldn\u2019t believe how he talked about the doll on the video, like having the fake woman was perfectly natural, not the least odd. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, he and his Tpe doll must be a couple free of drama, his and hers, and no way was she going to leave him or break his heart \u2013 far as I could see.<\/p>\n<p>Nor would she divorce him or drag him through court for some steep alimony, or a custody battle for kids, or wrangle over holes in a prenup.   <\/p>\n<p>And at least his love doll hobby wasn\u2019t hurting anyone, and if it made him happy, who am I to ridicule his choice. I\u2019ve probably made worse choices with real women in my romantically tattered life. <\/p>\n<p>After all, there are worse things people do, like real couples who verbally and\/or physically hurt each other. Or those you see on crime shows where one murders the other.<\/p>\n<p>My only complaint is to me the Tpe doll was overly voluptuous \u2013 not my type. <\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;m thinking about it, I&#8217;m seeing the benefits, and if you&#8217;re an unattached Tpe doll reading this, send me an email on the contact form, and let&#8217;s see if we could have a loooove connection. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m low maintenance, self sufficient (Don&#8217;t need no woman to take care of me), easy going, have many interests, said to still be not bad on the eyes. I&#8217;m not controlling &#8212; you won&#8217;t have to worry about that. And I can be very entertaining. <\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw a YouTube video where a guy was raving about having a Tpe Doll instead of a real girlfriend or wife. Maybe it\u2019s me, but it seemed a bit bizarre, though to him having the thermoplastic elastomer doll was perfectly normal, as if he were discussing the weather instead of his fake woman doll. I&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/a-lifesize-tpe-doll-instead-of-a-girlfriend-or-a-wife\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}