{"id":2563,"date":"2025-08-15T13:27:51","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T13:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/done-with-women-he-said-to-himself\/"},"modified":"2025-08-15T13:27:51","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T13:27:51","slug":"done-with-women-he-said-to-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/2025\/08\/15\/done-with-women-he-said-to-himself\/","title":{"rendered":"Done with Women, He Said to Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After she left him, he decided to<br \/>\nbecome a monk. Screw women<br \/>\nhe said to himself, done with them,<br \/>\nain\u2019t dealing with them anymore.<br \/>\nHe lasted as a celebate monk for<br \/>\nabout two weeks until she found<br \/>\nhim and begged him to forgive<br \/>\nher. Her love stronger than the<br \/>\npromise of nirvana, the getting<br \/>\noff the wheel of rebirth, millions<br \/>\nof prayers and chants, he blissfully<br \/>\nrelented and traded being a monk<br \/>\nfor being a devout husband.    <\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After she left him, he decided to become a monk. Screw women he said to himself, done with them, ain\u2019t dealing with them anymore. He lasted as a celebate monk for about two weeks until she found him and begged him to forgive her. Her love stronger than the promise of nirvana, the getting off&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/2025\/08\/15\/done-with-women-he-said-to-himself\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}