Jason, a friend for years, revealed a secret to me.
\nHe bought an inflatable doll on Amazon, and to
\nhis surprise, he said he fell in love with it.
\nHe claimed he bought it only as a curiosity, kind
\nof like an experiment to see if it could arouse
\nany romantic feelings in him.
\nDespite the fact Jason seemed sane, he insanely
\nclaimed the doll talked to him.
\nI met the doll Jason named Veronica, but I didn\u2019t
\nhear her talking, except through Jason\u2019s interpretations.
\nThat was ten years ago, and Jason and his blow up doll
\nare still together, and he says he\u2019s happy.
\nI will say this. He\u2019s done better with his inflatable woman
\nthen I have with flesh and blood ones.
\nAnd far as I can tell, he hasn\u2019t lost his sanity, so maybe
\nhe\u2019s on to something, low maintenance and lasting love.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jason, a friend for years, revealed a secret to me. He bought an inflatable doll on Amazon, and to his surprise, he said he fell in love with it. He claimed he bought it only as a curiosity, kind of like an experiment to see if it could arouse any romantic feelings in him. Despite… Continue reading