Reports of haunted houses everywhere,
\nhave the dead nothing better to do
\nthan hang around gloomy old houses?
\nI don\u2019t know about you, but when I\u2019m
\ndead, I\u2019ll not be living in a dusty old haunt.
\nI\u2019ll not self exile myself to such a boring afterlife.
\nWhen expired there has to be better things to do,
\nlike consuming an ambrosiac in some blissful paradise
\nwith an incredibly fairy tale like soulmate or riding
\nunicorns through splendorous, lucent realms
\nor attending a Jimmy Buffet concert for free and
\nlistening to him singing about 5 o\u2019clock somewhere.
\nScrew hanging out in old boring houses, those are
\njust a few of the better things I would do. <\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Reports of haunted houses everywhere, have the dead nothing better to do than hang around gloomy old houses? I don\u2019t know about you, but when I\u2019m dead, I\u2019ll not be living in a dusty old haunt. I\u2019ll not self exile myself to such a boring afterlife. When expired there has to be better things to… Continue reading