{"id":2648,"date":"2025-09-12T17:14:07","date_gmt":"2025-09-12T17:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/the-disappearance-of-jeremy\/"},"modified":"2025-09-12T17:14:07","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T17:14:07","slug":"the-disappearance-of-jeremy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/the-disappearance-of-jeremy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Disappearance of Jeremy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeremy liked to camp out at night.<br>\nNever had any encounters with<br>\nwild beasts, even on spooky<br>\nnights when sounds were scary.<br>\nUntil the night he heard an owl,<br>\nand they quietly came for him.<br>\nStunned by unknown means<br>\ninto a complete submission,<br>\nnot believing what was happening<br>\nto him that otherworldly night,<br>\nhe woke up semiconscious and<br>\nstanding in a tube on a giant<br>\nalien space ship with aliens<br>\nextracting bodily fluids from him<br>\nuntil he eventually died in that<br>\nstand up experimental device.<br>\nAnd no one on earth ever knew<br>\nwhat had happened to him.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeremy liked to camp out at night. Never had any encounters with wild beasts, even on spooky nights when sounds were scary. Until the night he heard an owl, and they quietly came for him. Stunned by unknown means into a complete submission, not believing what was happening to him that otherworldly night, he woke&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/the-disappearance-of-jeremy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}