{"id":2653,"date":"2025-09-13T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-13T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/raccoons-in-the-news\/"},"modified":"2025-09-13T17:05:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-13T17:05:00","slug":"raccoons-in-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/raccoons-in-the-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Raccoons in the News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Raccoons broke into a house<br>\nbridged the cat flap in the front door.<br>\nSwiped the pet food, ate the snacks.<br>\nFrockled on the chairs, lounged in the couches.<br>\nMessed with the computers, watched some TV,<br>\nripped books apart, tore up some magazines.<br>\nSneaky, masked critters will probably get off scot free<br>\nfor their bold and flagrant B &#038; E. <\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raccoons broke into a house bridged the cat flap in the front door. Swiped the pet food, ate the snacks. Frockled on the chairs, lounged in the couches. Messed with the computers, watched some TV, ripped books apart, tore up some magazines. Sneaky, masked critters will probably get off scot free for their bold and&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/raccoons-in-the-news\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}