She went by the name of Duffy.
\nShe charmed me with her captivating ways.
\nThree months later she moved in with me,
\nand brought her calico cat.
\nAt first Duffy brought me love and bliss.
\nBut with time and complaints about
\nthe toilet seat being left up and other things,
\nDuffy became controlling and crazy,
\nsmashing fine china dishes, busting toilet seat lids,
\nkicking the crap out of the LCD TV.
\nEventually she became totally unhinged
\nand left me in a window breaking, furniture wrecking,
\ncar tires puncturing huff.
\nBut at least she left her calico cat, named Muffy
\nthat, not to be catty, but I loved that cat more than her,
\nexcept for the fact that her name rhymed with Duffy.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
She went by the name of Duffy. She charmed me with her captivating ways. Three months later she moved in with me, and brought her calico cat. At first Duffy brought me love and bliss. But with time and complaints about the toilet seat being left up and other things, Duffy became controlling and crazy,… Continue reading