{"id":2677,"date":"2025-09-20T21:52:34","date_gmt":"2025-09-20T21:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/his-wifes-werewolf-delusions\/"},"modified":"2025-09-20T21:52:34","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T21:52:34","slug":"his-wifes-werewolf-delusions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/his-wifes-werewolf-delusions\/","title":{"rendered":"his wife\u2019s werewolf delusions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>his ex wife always said she saw werewolves.<br>\nhe often suggested she seek counseling.<br>\nshe said she was a sensitive and didn\u2019t need it.<br>\neventually he had to break up with her.<br>\nhe became tired of her werewolf delusions.<br>\nshe couldn\u2019t let him go, made a scene.<br>\nwhen she left, she said she werewolf cursed him.<br>\nhe knew then she had mental health problems.<br>\nbut a rising full moon revealed the truth<br>\nwhen a howling werewolf stalked him,<br>\nbroke into his home and tore him to pieces. <\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>his ex wife always said she saw werewolves. he often suggested she seek counseling. she said she was a sensitive and didn\u2019t need it. eventually he had to break up with her. he became tired of her werewolf delusions. she couldn\u2019t let him go, made a scene. when she left, she said she werewolf cursed&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/his-wifes-werewolf-delusions\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}