{"id":2692,"date":"2025-09-20T22:42:04","date_gmt":"2025-09-20T22:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/why-i-never-found-bigfoot\/"},"modified":"2025-09-20T22:42:04","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T22:42:04","slug":"why-i-never-found-bigfoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/why-i-never-found-bigfoot\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Never Found Bigfoot"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have hunted Bigfoot for years
\nGot frustrated and had angry tears
\nDidn\u2019t find his body or scat
\nAll I found was a mean wild cat
\nOnce I found big footprints in snow
\nBut it was just a silly show
\nI thought for sure that they were his
\nJust pranksters messing with my biz
\nI know now why no trace of him
\nMy image of Bigfoot was dim
\nHe\u2019s more than the conventional
\nHe\u2019s an Interdimensional.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have hunted Bigfoot for years Got frustrated and had angry tears Didn\u2019t find his body or scat All I found was a mean wild cat Once I found big footprints in snow But it was just a silly show I thought for sure that they were his Just pranksters messing with my biz I… Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}