{"id":2730,"date":"2025-09-28T13:00:06","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/haagen-dazs-incompatibility\/"},"modified":"2025-09-28T13:00:06","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T13:00:06","slug":"haagen-dazs-incompatibility","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/haagen-dazs-incompatibility\/","title":{"rendered":"H\u00e4agen-Dazs Incompatibility"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can put up with a woman\u2019s rabid politics.
\nI can endure with her talk about mansplaining
\nand her rantings about toxic masculinity.
\nI can withstand her constant dramas
\nand unhinged behaviors.
\nI can accept her fake body parts and
\nbloated buttocks enhancement.
\nI can suffer her constant nagging
\nabout leaving the toilet seat up.
\nBut I cannot live with her dislike of
\nmy favorite ice cream, H\u00e4agen-Dazs.
\nThat\u2019s where I draw the line.
\nThat\u2019s the deal breaker.
\nThat\u2019s where we break up.<\/p>\n

Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can put up with a woman\u2019s rabid politics. I can endure with her talk about mansplaining and her rantings about toxic masculinity. I can withstand her constant dramas and unhinged behaviors. I can accept her fake body parts and bloated buttocks enhancement. I can suffer her constant nagging about leaving the toilet seat up.… Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}