{"id":2748,"date":"2025-10-04T16:17:55","date_gmt":"2025-10-04T16:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/a-carpenters-dream\/"},"modified":"2025-10-04T16:17:55","modified_gmt":"2025-10-04T16:17:55","slug":"a-carpenters-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/a-carpenters-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"A Carpenter\u2019s Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They called her a carpenter\u2019s dream<br>\nbecause she had small breasts<\/p>\n<p>flat as a board they said<br>\nbarely a handful they jeered<\/p>\n<p>It didn\u2019t matter to her<br>\nIt didn\u2019t matter to him<\/p>\n<p>She was far more<br>\nthan her anatomy<\/p>\n<p>She was far more<br>\nthan the body she inhabited<\/p>\n<p>Though her physical assets<br>\nwere alluringly sufficient<\/p>\n<p>her mind held the most prized treasures<br>\nthe wonders, the magic, only she possessed<\/p>\n<p>small wonder on bended knee<br>\nhe begged her to be his wife<\/p>\n<p>and she, a queen among women,<br>\nkissed him and accepted. <\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They called her a carpenter\u2019s dream because she had small breasts flat as a board they said barely a handful they jeered It didn\u2019t matter to her It didn\u2019t matter to him She was far more than her anatomy She was far more than the body she inhabited Though her physical assets were alluringly sufficient&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/a-carpenters-dream\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}