{"id":2769,"date":"2025-10-10T11:47:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-10T11:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/abducted-by-reptilian-aliens\/"},"modified":"2025-10-10T11:47:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-10T11:47:28","slug":"abducted-by-reptilian-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/abducted-by-reptilian-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"Abducted by Reptilian Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He said he\u2019d<br>\nbeen abducted<br>\nby aliens<br>\nthe reptilian kind<br>\nthey examined<br>\nand probed him<br>\nhe said he<br>\ngot the works<br>\nbut failed to<br>\nqualify what<br>\nthe works meant<br>\nhe did seem<br>\ndifferent<br>\nmaybe the works<br>\nmeant an upgrade<br>\nof his brain<br>\nthen he said<br>\none day he\u2019d<br>\njoin the aliens<br>\non some kind<br>\nof shangrala<br>\ndistant planet<br>\nhe died soon<br>\nafter that<br>\na week later<br>\nI saw him in<br>\na dream playing<br>\ngolf, his favorite<br>\npastime, with two<br>\nreptilian aliens<br>\nin a surreal<br>\nand paradisiacal<br>\nplanet on a<br>\nbrilliant green<br>\nglowing golf<br>\ncourse<br>\nmaybe it was<br>\njust a dream<br>\nmaybe not.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He said he\u2019d been abducted by aliens the reptilian kind they examined and probed him he said he got the works but failed to qualify what the works meant he did seem different maybe the works meant an upgrade of his brain then he said one day he\u2019d join the aliens on some kind of&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/abducted-by-reptilian-aliens\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}