{"id":2878,"date":"2025-11-09T09:49:37","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T09:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/duncans-new-job\/"},"modified":"2025-11-09T09:49:37","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T09:49:37","slug":"duncans-new-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/duncans-new-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Duncan\u2019s New Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Duncan goes to work<br>\npounds holes in metal<br>\non an assembly line<br>\nin a factory all day<br>\nnever gets bored<br>\nbest worker ever<br>\nreplaced a human<br>\nnamed fast Eddy<br>\nwho wasn\u2019t fast<br>\nenough and cost<br>\ntoo much<\/p>\n<p>now fast Eddy has<br>\nslowed down on<br>\nthe unemployment<br>\nline<\/p>\n<p>and his prospects<br>\nfor another job<br>\naren\u2019t looking good<br>\nhe\u2019s flesh and bones<br>\nnot the right type to<br>\ncompete with the<br>\nrobots at his old<br>\njob at the factory<br>\nor near anywhere<br>\nelse these robot<br>\ndominated days.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Duncan goes to work pounds holes in metal on an assembly line in a factory all day never gets bored best worker ever replaced a human named fast Eddy who wasn\u2019t fast enough and cost too much now fast Eddy has slowed down on the unemployment line and his prospects for another job aren\u2019t looking&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/duncans-new-job\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}