{"id":2879,"date":"2025-11-09T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T10:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/astral-soulmate\/"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:13:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T10:13:00","slug":"astral-soulmate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/astral-soulmate\/","title":{"rendered":"Astral Soulmate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michael met her in a dream<br>\nheartbreakingly beautiful<br>\na body unimaginably perfect<br>\ntelepathic I love yous<br>\ncaresses he could feel<br>\nall over his etheric body<br>\nbetter than caresses<br>\non his physical body<br>\nthe perfect astral lover<br>\nhis soulmate from beyond<\/p>\n<p>he told his close friend James<br>\nabout his new astral lover<br>\nJames, lonely single man<br>\nenvied Michael and wished<br>\nhe had an astral lover too<\/p>\n<p>a week later, Michael died<br>\nspontaneous combustion<br>\nthe coroner said    <\/p>\n<p>now Michael\u2019s ex is visiting<br>\nJames in dreams, and James<br>\nthinks he\u2019s lucked out<br>\nunknown to him he\u2019ll be<br>\nscorched to dead too<\/p>\n<p>his new perfect girlfriend<br>\na demonic killer succubus.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael met her in a dream heartbreakingly beautiful a body unimaginably perfect telepathic I love yous caresses he could feel all over his etheric body better than caresses on his physical body the perfect astral lover his soulmate from beyond he told his close friend James about his new astral lover James, lonely single man&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/astral-soulmate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}