{"id":2881,"date":"2025-11-09T10:55:20","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T10:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/georgy-porgy\/"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:55:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T10:55:20","slug":"georgy-porgy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/georgy-porgy\/","title":{"rendered":"Georgy Porgy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGeorgy Porgy, pudding pie,<br>\nkissed the girls and made them cry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Georgy Porgy continued kissing girls<br>\nviolating them with unwanted kisses<br>\nfrom childhood until an arrestable adult<\/p>\n<p>became known as the neighborhood<br>\nmasher, and all the girls avoided him<br>\nbecause of his non-consensual kisses<\/p>\n<p>when he reached the legal age of 18<br>\nhe non-consensually kissed a legal aide<br>\nshe reported him to the police and Georgy<br>\nPorgy got arrested and fined 2,000 dollars<\/p>\n<p>now Georgy Porgy sits in a coroner with<br>\nJack Horner eating stolen Christmas pies<br>\ninstead of stealing expensive kisses.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGeorgy Porgy, pudding pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.\u201d Georgy Porgy continued kissing girls violating them with unwanted kisses from childhood until an arrestable adult became known as the neighborhood masher, and all the girls avoided him because of his non-consensual kisses when he reached the legal age of 18 he non-consensually kissed&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/georgy-porgy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}