Little Jack Horner sat in a corner of a grocery store
\neating a plum pie he ripped off from the bakery.
\nWhen he put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
\nand claimed he was a good boy,
\nStore Security caught the theft on a store security camera.
\nThey hauled that bad boy, a 21-year-old repeat offender,
\noff to the pokey where he spent 30 days and then more
\nfor stealing an inmate’s pumpkin pie. <\/p>\n
When he was sprung from the pokey, he went back to
\nthe grocery stores and stole six more pies
\nand had to appear before a judge in court.<\/p>\n
Because the judge thought Jack Horner\u2019s pie kleptomania was nuts,
\ninstead of putting him back in the pokey, he sentenced him
\nto immediate counseling.<\/p>\n
A year later Jack Honer was cured of pie stealing obsession.
\nAnd this might be only coincidental, but the grocery store
\nwhere Jack Honer stole all his pies from, now can\u2019t
\naccount for all the missing cookies. <\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner of a grocery store eating a plum pie he ripped off from the bakery. When he put in his thumb and pulled out a plum and claimed he was a good boy, Store Security caught the theft on a store security camera. They hauled that bad boy, a… Continue reading