{"id":2901,"date":"2025-11-13T09:48:48","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T09:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/daddy-longlegs\/"},"modified":"2025-11-13T09:48:48","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T09:48:48","slug":"daddy-longlegs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/daddy-longlegs\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Longlegs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy Longlegs,<br>\nthe only spider<br>\nI do not hate<br>\nalso called harvestmen<br>\nwhy the hell that is,<br>\nI do not know<br>\nI\u2019ve never seen<br>\nthem harvesting hay<br>\nor anything for that matter<br>\nbut wait!<br>\nI just learned they<br>\nare not spiders<br>\nthese thin-legged<br>\nseemingly harmless<br>\ntiny creatures<br>\n\u201cmake up the<br>\nfamily of Opiliones\u201d<br>\nI don\u2019t know what<br>\nthat family is but<br>\nI guess it\u2019s relative.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy Longlegs, the only spider I do not hate also called harvestmen why the hell that is, I do not know I\u2019ve never seen them harvesting hay or anything for that matter but wait! I just learned they are not spiders these thin-legged seemingly harmless tiny creatures \u201cmake up the family of Opiliones\u201d I don\u2019t&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/daddy-longlegs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2901"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}