He lived on earth
\nshe lived on Kepler 186f<\/p>\n
they met when he was
\nabducted by her<\/p>\n
for scientific purposes
\nspared him the anal probe<\/p>\n
interspecies love
\nat first sight<\/p>\n
they even looked
\na little alike<\/p>\n
but with time
\nand planet Kepler 186f<\/p>\n
500 light years
\nfrom earth<\/p>\n
the stars in their eyes
\nwent out<\/p>\n
and the romance
\nfaded away<\/p>\n
like the moon
\nin the light of day<\/p>\n
besides, long distance
\nromances rarely work out.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
He lived on earth she lived on Kepler 186f they met when he was abducted by her for scientific purposes spared him the anal probe interspecies love at first sight they even looked a little alike but with time and planet Kepler 186f 500 light years from earth the stars in their eyes went out… Continue reading