{"id":2951,"date":"2025-11-21T15:52:03","date_gmt":"2025-11-21T15:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/marcy-met-her-soulmate-using-a-ouija-board\/"},"modified":"2025-11-21T15:52:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T15:52:03","slug":"marcy-met-her-soulmate-using-a-ouija-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/marcy-met-her-soulmate-using-a-ouija-board\/","title":{"rendered":"Marcy Met Her Soulmate Using a Ouija Board"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Breathlessly, gleefully Marcy told her friend Nancy<br>\nshe met her soulmate using an old Ouija Board<\/p>\n<p>her soulmate told Marcy that though she was bodied and he was<br>\ndisembodied, one day they\u2019d be together forever <\/p>\n<p>and handsome as hell, he began meeting<br>\nMarcy in dreams<\/p>\n<p>amazed, encouraged, Nancy borrowed the Ouija board<br>\nthinking easier than a dating app <\/p>\n<p>surprisingly, miraculously, Nancy met her soulmate<br>\nwith the Ouija board too<\/p>\n<p>13 mornings later, the ladies, 25 and 26 years old<br>\nnever woke up on that tear-stained dark day <\/p>\n<p>a catfish demon went into laughing hysterics<br>\ndelighted with his bountiful catch<\/p>\n<p>now Marcy and Nancy sleep with the dead<br>\nthe Ouija board enticing others<\/p>\n<p>in the dark and dusty thrift shop where<br>\nMarcy first saw it.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Breathlessly, gleefully Marcy told her friend Nancy she met her soulmate using an old Ouija Board her soulmate told Marcy that though she was bodied and he was disembodied, one day they\u2019d be together forever and handsome as hell, he began meeting Marcy in dreams amazed, encouraged, Nancy borrowed the Ouija board thinking easier than&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/marcy-met-her-soulmate-using-a-ouija-board\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}