{"id":3008,"date":"2025-11-29T20:36:47","date_gmt":"2025-11-29T20:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/father-artemuss-witch-bottle\/"},"modified":"2025-11-29T20:36:47","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T20:36:47","slug":"father-artemuss-witch-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/father-artemuss-witch-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"Father Artemus\u2019s Witch Bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When witch bottles<br>\nwere in fashion<br>\nin the 17th century<br>\nprotections against<br>\nevil spells and witches<\/p>\n<p>a priest, Father Artemus,<br>\nschooled in occult sciences<br>\nheard many complaints<br>\nthat the bottles of urine,<br>\npins, needles and salt<br>\ndidn\u2019t work<\/p>\n<p>he conjured up<br>\na potent formula,<br>\nput it in a witch bottle   <\/p>\n<p>when left opened in<br>\na house at night<br>\nwould capture<br>\na witch\u2019s spirit<br>\nthe witch\u2019s body<br>\nwould burn<br>\nto ashes<\/p>\n<p>but his improved<br>\nwitch\u2019s bottle<br>\nvanished forever<br>\n7 days after he<br>\ninvented it<\/p>\n<p>the written formula<br>\nnever found<br>\nfather Artemus\u2019s body<br>\nburned to ashes<br>\na witch riding a broom<br>\nunder a full moon<br>\ncackling and holding<br>\nhis potent witch bottle.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When witch bottles were in fashion in the 17th century protections against evil spells and witches a priest, Father Artemus, schooled in occult sciences heard many complaints that the bottles of urine, pins, needles and salt didn\u2019t work he conjured up a potent formula, put it in a witch bottle when left opened in a&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/father-artemuss-witch-bottle\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}