Jack and Jill went up a hill
\nJack came down without her
\nJack called the police
\nsaid Jill went missing
\nmaybe one of those 411\u2019s
\npolice considered Jack
\na person of interest
\nbut had no body to
\nprove he murdered her
\nJack said he saw the
\nMad Hatter up there
\nthought he might have
\nmurdered Jill, bat crap
\ncrazy as Hatter was
\nHatter had an alibi
\nin Wonderland having
\ntea with Alice and
\nthe Cheshire cat
\noff the suspect hook
\na week later a UFO
\nspotted above the hill
\nJill came down the hill
\nimmediately after that
\nconfessed to running
\naway from Jack to have
\na fling with a handsome,
\ndebonair Nordic alien
\ncase closed.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n
Original Nursery Rhyme<\/p>\n
Jack and Jill went up the hill
\nTo fetch a pail of water;
\nJack fell down and broke his crown,
\nand Jill came tumbling after.<\/p>\n
Up Jack got, and home did trot,
\nAs fast as he could caper,
\nTo old Dame Dob, who patched his nob
\nWith vinegar and brown paper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jack and Jill went up a hill Jack came down without her Jack called the police said Jill went missing maybe one of those 411\u2019s police considered Jack a person of interest but had no body to prove he murdered her Jack said he saw the Mad Hatter up there thought he might have murdered… Continue reading