{"id":5608,"date":"2026-05-12T05:36:20","date_gmt":"2026-05-12T05:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/?p=5608"},"modified":"2026-05-12T05:36:20","modified_gmt":"2026-05-12T05:36:20","slug":"her-name-was-teresa-and-she-wasnt-what-she-seemed-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/her-name-was-teresa-and-she-wasnt-what-she-seemed-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Her Name Was Teresa and She Wasn\u2019t What She Seemed to be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her name was Teresa<br>\nand she wasn\u2019t what<br>\nshe seemed to be<br>\nhe told her she was<br>\nnot of this world<br>\nand he was more<br>\nright than he<br>\nhad imagined<\/p>\n<p>the first time he<br>\nkissed her<br>\nshe abducted him<br>\nand took him<br>\nto her ufo<br>\nrestrained and<br>\nprobed him<\/p>\n<p>then kissed him<br>\ngoodbye and<br>\ndropped him<br>\nfrom the sky.<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her name was Teresa and she wasn\u2019t what she seemed to be he told her she was not of this world and he was more right than he had imagined the first time he kissed her she abducted him and took him to her ufo restrained and probed him then kissed him goodbye and dropped&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/her-name-was-teresa-and-she-wasnt-what-she-seemed-to-be\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobwriting.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}