He had a girlfriend named Sara
\nwho had a weird doll.
\nShe held that doll, she called
\nClara, as if it were a real child.
\nBecause Sara was heartbreakingly hot,
\nI tried to overlook her doll obsession.
\nBut I must admit the doll creeped me out,
\nand it often seemed to look at me,
\nwith evil in its plastic eyes.
\nFor the two months I was with Sara,
\nbad things happened to me.
\nI got laid off from my job.
\nMy car got stolen, never found.
\nI got a wicked case of COVID,
\nnearly died from it.
\nCrazy as it may seem, I believe
\nthat doll was cursing me.
\nI think it was because it was jealous
\nof the attention Sara was giving me.
\nWhen I broke up with Sara, the
\nbad luck ended.
\nI have no doubt that lifted the doll’s
\ncurse, which I believe would have
\nkilled me had I stayed with Sara.<\/p>\n
Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
He had a girlfriend named Sara who had a weird doll. She held that doll, she called Clara, as if it were a real child. Because Sara was heartbreakingly hot, I tried to overlook her doll obsession. But I must admit the doll creeped me out, and it often seemed to look at me, with… Continue reading