What if Hell Really Froze Over?

Hell frozen over

At least there’d be no hell breaking
loose.

But where would God put the millions of
future residents?

Hells bells! I just got a solution!

There’s a lot of vacant real estate in the
infinity of the cosmos,

an estimated 100 billion planets in each of
the trillions of galaxies.

Surely, as was done with Australia long ago,
God could offload the millions of the

eternally dammed in any, or many, of those
vacant planets.

And surely God could repurpose them with
all the torturous amenities of hell.

Problem solved.

Bob Boyd

Dead Zen and Tang Dynasty Poets

My friends are dead Zen and Tang Dynasty poets.

When I read them daily, it is like I am hanging
out with them,

and I think to myself who needs any more friends
than these great poets?

Their words, their philosophies, their wisdom,
provide me with all the socialization I need,

far better and more fulfilling than spending my days
listening to the idle chatter of many my age

still in the peopled world.

Bob Boyd

Lucky Hall Gangster Lean

In his misspent, wasted youth
Sitting, profiling, in a pool hall,
Hard eyes, looking tough to fit in.
Often skipped days of school,
Had no time for education
In a small city in Massachusetts.

Inhaling a Lucky Strike cigarette,
Exhaling smoky circles in the air
Unfiltered, only manly way to go,
Greaser haircut, thought he was cool,
Thought he was super tough.

Cue ball breaking a rack to pieces,
Clatter of numbered balls
Speeding all over the pool table
Bouncing off the banks
Thudding sounds erupting
Some high and low balls
Dropping into the table pockets.

Cigarettes thrown in spittoons.
Hissing sounds when hitting the water.
Guys swearing over missed shots,
Losing serious betting money,
Some gangsters in the making.

Like Lucky Hall, 6’6” lean machine
Gangster mean and crazy as hell,
Always dressed in black.

Strolled over to him and
As he was taking a drag
On his unfiltered cigarette,
Lucky stuck a gun in his face.
He sat casually in a chair,
Pool stick in hand, unfazed,
Guns rarely seen back then.

He smiled and reached for the gun,
And said to Lucky, “Is that real?”
Not out of bravely was he unafraid,
Couldn’t believe the gun was real.

His nonchalance didn’t get the result
Lucky was looking for.
Lucky turned away, his black trench coat
Swirling in the smoky air,
Lucky looking gangster cool,
Dangerous, and genuine.

Two years later Lucky’s luck ran out.
Shot to death in faraway Alabama.
Probably put his gun in the wrong guy’s face.

Bob Boyd

The Heavens and Hells of a Romantic Relationship With a Woman

When it’s good it’s heaven.
When it’s bad it’s hell.
It’s sustainable when
the hells are few
and the heavens are many.

Of course, I’m writing this
from the biased male perspective.
But I’m sure of what I wrote
the reverse is true:

The heavens and hells of a
romantic relationship with a man

And I must concede with some men
the hells are far worse than those
with women.

Bob Boyd

The Sun by Li Po (Translated by Arthur Waley)

The Sun
O Sun that rose in the eastern corner of Earth,
Looking as though you came from under the ground,
When you crossed the sky and entered the deep sea,
Where did you stable your six dragon-steeds?
Now and of old your journeys have never ceased:
Strong were that man’s limbs
Who could run beside you on your travels to and fro.
The grass does not refuse
To flourish in the spring wind;
The leaves are not angry
At falling through the autumn sky.
Who with whip or spur
Can urge the feet of Time?
The things of the world flourish and decay,
Each at its own hour.

A Lucrative Fairy Tale World

Greedy woman in monied fairy tale world

She was living in a beatific dream,
married for money, didn’t need love.
She felt like a beautiful princess in
a lucrative fairy tale world until
she learned her rich husband
had cheated on her with many women.
She hid her blistering rage, planned revenge,
hired a hitman to torture and murder him
and make her a wealthy widow with
millions in assets and insurance money.
But her diabolic plan shattered in pieces when
she learned the hitman was an undercover cop.

Bob Boyd

A Homeless Man Close to Dying

Old homeless man sitting on sidewalk

A weathered old man is wrapped in
an old military surplus wool blanket
on a cold stone sidewalk in the
windy city of Chicago, Illinois.
Passing people pretend he’s not there.
He’s too far gone to care,
drugged out and oblivious
with worsening health, death closing in,
living only for his next fix.
Who would have suspected
he was a decorated war hero
with three tours in Viet Nam.

Bob Boyd

Clearing up at Dawn by Li Po (Translated by Arthur Waley)

The fields are chill; the sparse rain has stopped;
The colours of Spring teem on every side.
With leaping fish the blue pond is full;
With singing thrushes the green boughs droop.
The flowers of the field have dabbled their powdered cheeks;
The mountain grasses are bent level at the waist.
By the bamboo stream the last fragments of cloud
Blown by the wind slowly scatter away.

Going down Chung-nan Mountain and spending the Night drinking with the Hermit Tou-ssŭ by Li Po (Translated by Arthur Waley)

At dusk we left the blue mountain-head;
The mountain-moon followed our homeward steps.
We looked round: the path by which we had come
Was a dark cleft across the shoulder of the hill.
Hand in hand we reached the walls of the farm;
A young boy opened the wicker-gate.
Through green bamboos a deep road ran
Where dark creepers brushed our coats as we passed.
We were glad at last to come to a place of rest,
With wine enough to drink together to our fill,
Long I sang to the tune of the Pine-tree Wind;
When the song was over, the River-stars[46] were few.
I was drunk and you happy at my side;
Till mingled joy drove the World from our hearts.

The White River at Nan-yang by Li Po (Translated by Arthur Waley)

Wading at dawn the White River’s source,
Severed a while from the common ways of men,
To islands tinged with the colours of Paradise,
Where the river sky drowns in limpid space.
While my eyes were watching the clouds that travel to the sea.
My heart was idle as the fish that swim in the stream.
With long singing I put the sun to rest:
Riding the moon,[45] came back to my fields and home.

At Chiang-hsia, parting from Sung Chih-t’i by Li Po (Translated by Arthur Waley)

Clear as the sky the waters of Hupeh
Far away will join with the Blue Sea;
We whom a thousand miles will soon part
Can mend our grief only with a cup of wine.
The valley birds are singing in the bright sun;
The river monkeys wail down the evening wind.
And I, who in all my life have seldom wept,
Am weeping now with tears that will never dry.

Fighting by Li Po (Translated by Arthur Waley)

Last year we were fighting at the source of the San-kan;
This year we are fighting at the Onion River road.
We have washed our swords in the surf of Indian seas;
We have pastured our horses among the snows of T’ien Shan.
Three armies have grown gray and old,
Fighting ten thousand leagues away from home.
The Huns have no trade but battle and carnage;
They have no pastures or ploughlands,
But only wastes where white bones lie among yellow sands.
Where the house of Ch’in built the great wall that was to keep away the Tartars,
There, in its turn, the house of Han lit beacons of war.
The beacons are always alight; fighting and marching never stop.
Men die in the field, slashing sword to sword;
The horses of the conquered neigh piteously to Heaven.
Crows and hawks peck for human guts,
Carry them in their beaks and hang them on the branches of withered trees.

Day Dreams by Tso Ssŭ (third century a.d.) (Translated by Arther Waley)

When I was young I played with a soft brush
And was passionately devoted to reading all sorts of books.
In prose I made Chia I my standard:
In verse I imitated Ssŭ-ma Hsiang-ju.
But then the arrows began singing at the frontier.
And a winged summons came flying to the City.
Although arms were not my profession,
I had once read Jang-Chū’s war-book.
I shouted aloud and my cries rent the air:
I felt as though Tung Wu were already annihilated.
The scholar’s knife cuts best at its first use
And my dreams hurried on to the completion of my plan.
I wanted at a stroke to clear the Yang-tze and Hsiang,
And at a glance to quell the Tibetans and Hu.
When my task was done, I should not accept a barony,
But refusing with a bow, retire to a cottage in the country.

Taoist Song by Chi K’ang (a.d. 223-262) (Translated by Arthur Waley)

I will cast out Wisdom and reject Learning.
My thoughts shall wander in the Great Void (bis).
Always repenting of wrongs done
Will never bring my heart to rest.
I cast my hook in a single stream;
But my joy is as though I possessed a Kingdom.
I loose my hair and go singing;
To the four frontiers men join in my refrain.
This is the purport of my song:
“My thoughts shall wander in the Great Void.”

In China They Have a Duck Army

Ducks fighting locust armies

Never. Never. In my wildest imaginations
did I expect to hear of a duck army in China.
The thought of it kinda quacks me up. And
I wonder if they wear the People’s Liberation
Army Type 21 combat training uniform.
I wonder where they take their basic training,
and if any of them fly the Chengdu J-20,
twin-engine stealth fighters. Or are they just
ground troops? And I wonder if they take
any casualties or prisoners in their locust
wars. And do they have special wing salutes
and web-footed marching drills? And like
in the movies, do they make any famous and
stirring speeches before they charge into battle?
I just hope the ravages of war don’t make
them go bat crap quackers. And I pray they defeat
the armies of crop-destroying locusts they fight.

Bob Boyd

What? You think I’m kidding, Kemosabes? Here’s the proof: Here’s the proof of the duck elite troops!

Come Father Winter & Jack Frost

Man challenging Jack Frost

Winter is coming. Spring has passed.
Fall is languishing. And I’m looking
forward to the challenges of
the cold and freezing weather.
I’ve got my fortifications in place,
sealed windows, a sleeping bag,
plenty of blankets, layered clothing,
and fire-proof space heaters.
So come Father Winter & Jack Frost,
bring the best you’ve got. I’m more
than ready for you and looking
forward to the cold and ice you bring.

Bob Boyd

Too Many Women and Girls Get Murdered in This World

It breaks my heart to know that too many women
and girls get murdered in this world,

approximately 83,000 worldwide yearly, and, if there’s
a loving Creator, I have to wonder why this

abominable femicide is allowed to go on. You could say
God gives us free will, but I see no free will for the

women and girls slaughtered. And fuck you to all the
human monsters that murder them.

I hope and pray when these murdered women and girls die,
they go to a glorious place where it won’t matter

how they went out of this world, and the horrors
they suffered won’t even be a memory.

Bob Boyd

Buzz-killed Night with a Pretty Redhead in My Teen Years

Teenage boy disappointed on double date

I remember having sort of a double date,
me with you, your red hair like a holy grail to me.

We were in the backseat of my friend’s car,
and I felt lucky to be with you.

We kissed for a while, and you pulled away
without saying a word. Why? I know not.

Annoyed, disappointed, I said nothing –
for the rest of the time you and I were

stranded in the back seat of that pine-scented car.
And I don’t remember the rest of that evening,

except my dream of having a red-haired
woman for a girlfriend or a wife

was buzz-killed that night.

Bob Boyd

Ch’in Chia’s Departure from His Wife (Translated by Arthur Waley)

CH’IN CHIA
Ch’in Chia (first century a.d.) was summoned to take up an appointment at the capital at a time when his wife was ill and staying with her parents. He was therefore unable to say goodbye to her, and sent her three poems instead. This is the last of the three.

Solemn, solemn the coachman gets ready to go:
“Chiang, chiang” the harness bells ring.
At break of dawn I must start on my long journey:
At cock-crow I must gird on my belt.
I turn back and look at the empty room:
For a moment I almost think I see you there.
One parting, but ten thousand regrets:
As I take my seat, my heart is unquiet.
What shall I do to tell you all my thoughts?
How can I let you know of all my love?
Precious hairpins make the head to shine
And bright mirrors can reflect beauty.
Fragrant herbs banish evil smells
And the scholar’s harp has a clear note.
The man in the Book of Odes[18] who was given a quince
Wanted to pay it back with diamonds and rubies.
When I think of all the things you have done for me,
How ashamed I am to have done so little for you!
Although I know that it is a poor return,
All I can give you is this description of my feelings.

Parting from Su Wu by Li Long (Translated by Arthur Waley)

The good time will never come back again:
In a moment,—our parting will be over.
Anxiously—we halt at the road-side,
Hesitating—we embrace where the fields begin.
The clouds above are floating across the sky:
Swiftly, swiftly passing: or blending together.
The waves in the wind lose their fixed place
And are rolled away each to a corner of Heaven.
From now onwards—long must be our parting.
So let us stop again for a little while.
I wish I could ride on the wings of the morning wind
And go with you right to your journey’s end.