He was the guy who died in scene one
of that horror movie nobody remembers.
It was his first shot at silver-screen glory,
but his role and the movie were a flop.
And his experience with acting was so bad
that he abandoned his dream of being
a famous movie star, deciding to
be a farmer instead. He just did his acting
in a local playhouse, and he’s sure he’s
living a better life than the life he gave up
in the glitz and the glamour of Hollywood.

Bob Boyd