After the first abduction when the aliens came through his bedroom walls, kidnapped, examined and probed him, he decided to find a way to repel them. He prayed his heart out to God for a remedy. Soon after, he smelled the scent of onions. He knew his prayer had been answered and bought bags of onions from his local grocery store.
He hung the onions all over his house concentrating on his bedroom. He ate an onion a day for additional protection.
A fortnight later, the aliens returned, big and little greys floating through his bedroom walls. But instead of abducting him, they coughed and threw up. Then like vampires melting in the sun, they evaporated into the air and were gone.
He kept the onions in his house as well as eating an onion a day for a year. Satisfied the onions had worked and the aliens were not coming back, he ceased the practice and never had any trouble with aliens again.
Bob Boyd