Hiking near the Rio Grande
And had my Clock 20 handy
In case some big unhinged bear
Charged at me out of his liar.
The day was quiet and peaceful
Being in nature felt blissful
Suddenly something was afoot
I turned around and saw Bigfoot.
To my surprise, he said, “What’s up?”
I ran away like a scared pup
In that moment forgot the glock
Too frightened to shoot and in shock.
Smashed into a tree hit my head
Fell on the ground like I was dead
Came to with Bigfoot over me
Saying are you okay, so sweetly.
He lifted me off of the ground
Smiled and asked me to hang around
Said okay since he meant no harm
His manner as soothing as balm.
We talked and he said crazy things
Like there were aliens with wings
Then all of a sudden he sings
And becomes an alien with wings.
And said it’s time for me to go
And down came a big UFO
He got in it and waved goodbye
And disappeared into the sky.
Bob Boyd