The Teary Eyed Stink Bug That Landed on My Shoulder

I was sitting at my computer listening to an old soft rock love song where a guy was singing about much he feels for

a woman and how much he needs her love
when a stink bug winged its way to me and landed

on my shoulder, and I heard him sniffling,
and I knew he was in a bad way.

I looked at him and saw he was teary eyed, probably about a stink bug woman that rejected him.

He tells me he can’t meet any stink bug women
on dating apps online.

I commiserate, done that, been there. Never going
back.

I told him to take heart, and that he’s a good looking stink bug,
a good provider, and any stink bug woman would be lucky to be with him.

He smiled expansively. I saw my words eased his love life woes.
He fluttered his wings merrily, his soul lifted, and
he flew out a window into a brighter, sunnier day.

A week later, I saw him on a ledge of one of my apartment windows
with a beautiful stink bug woman, their fore and mid legs entwined, madly in love.

I love it when a story has a happy ending and love finds a way. Maybe the stink bug – I’ll call Fred – will invite me to his wedding.

Bob Boyd

BobBoyd

Author: BobBoyd

Age 80. Cancer survivor since 3 years ago. Work out 3 times a week. Ride my exercise bike 2 hours a day. Live a solo reclusive life. Retired a year ago from working with the elderly in a nonprofit. Started writing poetry a little over a year ago; most poems I write are fictional but some are not. Spiritual with a permanent spiritual experience. Write poems on many subjects. Always researching for many of my poems and because of my unquenchable thirst for knowledge. After reading and hearing about many near death experiences and death bed visions, I believe death is the ultimate awakening and the relocation of a lifetime. You may believe differently, but you have the right to be wrong -- I'm just messing with you. :-)

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