An Unlikely Monster

Handsome looks
Charming personality
Disarming smile
Tall and well built
All around nice guy
From a good family
With plenty of money
He had it all
Everybody liked him
Especially women
Had many girlfriends
Despite his advantages
Strangled eight women
And teenage girls
To death from 1974 to 1975
Got his highs from kills
Robert Reldan sentenced to
Life in prison – 1979
A monster born to kill
Died in 2014 in prison

Bob Boyd

An Eerie Feeling in a Forest

He always went hiking alone
despite knowing people
shouldn’t hike alone in case
of an accident or unexpected
dangers.

He didn’t need that kind of
help.
He was freakishly strong,
a seasoned survivalist, and
he always armed himself
with a gun.

Despite his bravado and his
preparedness, he felt an eerie
feeling that day when he
hiked in a forest he was
unfamiliar with.

He experienced something
he’d never experienced before.

The forest became ominously quiet.
No birds sang. No insects hummed.
Darkness spread across the
forest.

Frightened, he reached for his gun.

Too late.

In a millisecond, he was snatched
out of this existence by a
monstrous entity that resembled
a giant praying mantis and
devoured him in an unknown
dimension.

The authorities. The trackers.
The search and rescue dogs. The
hundreds of volunteers. Never
found a trace of him.

Bob Boyd

An Impossible Person

He worked for a state government
in the USA with the protection of a
union.

And a more annoying person, you
probably could not find.

He abused his union protection
when he had an interview to work
at another city for the state
government, and his future
supervisor was late for the
interview.

He reported her for her tardiness
to the state government’s home
office, not a wise move.

Because of the union rules, she
had to hire him despite seeing him
as an impossible person to have
to supervise or even get along
with.

Things got irreversibly worse.

At the mandatory Friday meetings
he always asked annoying
questions that ticked off the
supervisor and her supervisor.

Eventually he went too far with
his errant behavior, and despite
his union protection, he got fired.

But, damn, he made those boring,
mandatory Friday meetings so
much fun, and myself and the
other state employees always
looked forward to them.

Bob Boyd

She Took Delight in the Death of Politicians She Didn’t Like

I thought she was a sweet, young woman
until I saw the darkness in her.
She danced ecstatically when a politician
she didn’t like was assassinated.
I saw this as an intrinsic evil in the core of
her being.
I saw that beneath the sweetness a monster
lurked.
I tried to dissuade her from her infamy, but
she was too entrenched in it.
When I broke up with her, I have no doubt
she wished me dead as well.
Had she been into black magic, I have no
doubt she would have had a voodoo doll that
looked like me with a kill shot needle in it.

Bob Boyd

Are They Coming from Other Dimensions?

Thousands upon thousands sightings of
strange creatures like Bigfoot, Dogman,
Chupacabra, reported by people all over
America.

Lies, delusions, or something else?

No definitive proof. No corpses.

If genuine, here’s a theory, not just mine.

The reason why there’s no proof is
these are not earthly creatures. They
are denizens of other dimensions that
can appear and disappear in and out of
our world.

If killed, their bodies might vanish back to
their hidden worlds, which could explain
why no corpses have ever been found.

I don’t know if these creatures are real,
but I find the interdimensional theory
plausible.

And I have to take a little stock in the
belief that not all those people reporting
these sightings could be liars or mistaken.

Bob Boyd

Innately Angelic Women Belief

He had no idea of how evil she was
when he got involved with her.
He had grown up believing women
were innately angelic.
And he had never encountered a
woman who proved otherwise
until he met her and found out too
late that she was diabolically evil.
After a protracted argument she
had put antifreeze in his coffee
and cackled and tormented him
as he lay dying.
And he and his idealized opinion
of women passed away painfully.

Bob Boyd

The Wrecking of a Country

They’re protesting in their streets.
Their government has become a
tyrannical mess ruled by an
incompetent, untrustworthy tyrant.
Citizens imprisoned for tweets.
More than criminals in the streets.
Free speech relentlessly silenced.
Human Rights keep eroding.
Country becoming like a regime.
Invasions of unvetted migrants.
Peace and harmony destroyed.
A once great empire falling.
Might never recover its lost glory.
Heartbreaking to behold.

Bob Boyd