Suicidal Squirrel

Suicidal Squirrel changes mind about dying

He must have been so at odds with life
that he decided today was the

day to end it all.

Death by Car.

My car.

Why me?

But, thanks to the squirrel gods
above, when that suicidal

squirrel sped off the sidewalk
towards the front of my car

at the last moment he
realized his life was

worth living,

and he dashed back
to the safety of the sidewalk.

And I’m thankful he didn’t
make me an accessory

to his squirrely suicide.

Bob Boyd

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