i would like to have a dog
for a pet
instead i have fish
a dog could bark and disturb
other tenants in the
apartment house i live in
and i would have to spend the
rest of my life
in servitude to a dog
as his personal
pooper scooper
i would like to have a cat
for a pet
instead i have fish
i hate when cats
jump up on counters
and dinner tables
especially since those
are places food is
prepared and eaten
supposedly there are
ways to keep cats off
counters and tables
and i’ve seen the methods
on the Internet
but i don’t believe they
are 100% effective
so i stick with keeping
fish for pets
because they don’t bark
and disturb neighbors
or jump up on
counters and tables
bob boyd