Mary primped herself in public
At a lovely age eighteen
And all the guys drooled
And wanted to be with her
Now Mary primps herself in public
At a vintaged age seventy
And even old guys who drool
All over themselves don’t
Want to be with her
Maybe Mary primping herself
Was a bit much
But I wish she could have
Stayed young and beautiful
And still looked great when
She groomed herself in public
And had such a fresh and
Springtime beautiful face
Bob Boyd