A Lifesize Tpe Doll Instead of a Girlfriend or a Wife

Saw a YouTube video where a guy was raving about having a Tpe Doll instead of a real girlfriend or wife.

Maybe it’s me, but it seemed a bit bizarre, though to him having the thermoplastic elastomer doll was perfectly normal, as if he were discussing the weather instead of his fake woman doll.

I had to wonder what he and the doll had in common. Did they talk about current affairs, no pun meant, or movies they’d seen?

I couldn’t believe how he talked about the doll on the video, like having the fake woman was perfectly natural, not the least odd.

On the other hand, he and his Tpe doll must be a couple free of drama, his and hers, and no way was she going to leave him or break his heart – far as I could see.

Nor would she divorce him or drag him through court for some steep alimony, or a custody battle for kids, or wrangle over holes in a prenup.

And at least his love doll hobby wasn’t hurting anyone, and if it made him happy, who am I to ridicule his choice. I’ve probably made worse choices with real women in my romantically tattered life.

After all, there are worse things people do, like real couples who verbally and/or physically hurt each other. Or those you see on crime shows where one murders the other.

My only complaint is to me the Tpe doll was overly voluptuous – not my type.

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m seeing the benefits, and if you’re an unattached Tpe doll reading this, send me an email on the contact form, and let’s see if we could have a loooove connection.

I’m low maintenance, self sufficient (Don’t need no woman to take care of me), easy going, have many interests, said to still be not bad on the eyes. I’m not controlling — you won’t have to worry about that. And I can be very entertaining.

Bob Boyd

BobBoyd

Author: BobBoyd

Age 80. Cancer survivor since 3 years ago. Work out 3 times a week. Ride my exercise bike 2 hours a day. Live a solo reclusive life. Retired a year ago from working with the elderly in a nonprofit. Started writing poetry a little over a year ago; most poems I write are fictional but some are not. Spiritual with a permanent spiritual experience. Write poems on many subjects. Always researching for many of my poems and because of my unquenchable thirst for knowledge. After reading and hearing about many near death experiences and death bed visions, I believe death is the ultimate awakening and the relocation of a lifetime. You may believe differently, but you have the right to be wrong -- I'm just messing with you. :-)

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