Alexis, a high white witch
was hiking with a friend
named Swen in Yosemite
National Park.
A mile into the hike, Swen
screamed as he was sucked
into an invisible, ravenous vortex.
Alexis, having knowledge of
these invisible, predatory vortexes and
having dealt with them before
could see them with her powerful
psychic sight.
She saw Swen trapped in
the Vortex’s spiraling fields of
magnetic energy about to
be devoured.
She pointed her index finger,
that had a magical, obsidian ring
on it, at the mouth of
the vortex.
She shouted SHAREEM, SHAREEM,
SHAREEM, and a sound like thunder
boomed in the air,
as a laser-like, green light
shot out of the ring into the
vortex.
Swen was spit out of the mouth
of the vortex when the green light
struck the vortex like a deadly lightning bolt.
The vortex became enflamed with green fire
that was burning it to death until in a
puff of green smoke the portal was
incinerated out of existence.
After the green light ended the vortex,
it flashed three times and zipped back
into Alexis’s obsidian ring.
And Alexis and Swen continued their hike
on what was otherwise a serene summer day.
Bob Boyd
