I know a woman who was named Moonbeam
Stoned out of their minds on LSD
Her hippy parents ill-fated her with it
Somehow she survived all the teasing
Said it made her stronger and kinder
Never wanted to be like the mean kids
Who picked on her because of her weird name
Despite the growth she got from Moonbeam
Tired of having it, and wanting a normal name
She went from Moonbeam to Sunshine.
Bob Boyd