She’s crazy and dangerous
My friends told me
But she’s beautiful
I told them
She’ll wreck you and your life
They said
Yeah, but she’s worth the risk
I said
When I went out with her
She was sane and incredibly nice
You can’t believe everything you hear
I told myself
Three months later she attacked
Me with a butcher knife and
Nearly killed me
She went to jail
I went to the hospital
She got fifthteen years
I got a chopped off ear
Bob Boyd