She said what crawled up his butt and died
But what crawled up his butt was still alive
when he learned she had committed a faux pas suicide
by cheating on him with one Mr. Dobson
who used to live in the apartment next to theirs
until he unexpectedly moved to the Glenview cemetery
where she was soon to take up residence
after the police found her corpse with fifty stab wounds
and didn’t find her person of interest psycho husband
until he turned up dead with a bullet through his head,
a self inflicted Smith&Wesson suicide on highway 666.
Bob Boyd