The coroner determined Mr. Adams died of natural causes.
Mrs. Adams congratulated herself for committing a perfect murder.
Emboldened by her awesome success, she devised a plot to kill another.
Her target, Sheila Wentworth, the hussy her husband had an affair with.
She decided to devise something more dramatic than a quiet poison.
Disguised as a man in a realistic getup and wearing gloves
And after getting Sheila Wentworth’s patterns down,
She kidnapped her at gunpoint, knocked her out, gagged and tied her up
Stuck her in the truck of her car that night and drove her to the city dump.
She shot Sheila to death there and buried her six feet deep in trash.
After that, she moved to another state a thousand miles away,
Got her sins absolved by Jesus, became a devout Christian.
Met a decent Christian man, married him and was happy for 20 years
Until the decent Christian man had an affair with the preacher’s wife.
And when Mrs Adams finished the Lord’s work and disposed of the bodies,
She got a sins erasing upgrade from Jesus and moved away again.
An old woman by that time, her mind became ridden with dementia.
In the nursing home she kept confessing her crimes to everyone,
But the staff laughed it off and knew it was the dementia talking.
Bob Boyd
