Poems by Bob Boyd

A storm was raging inside his mind
his emotions became like a tornado
the day he shot his ex wife to death
and shot himself to death as well

Bob Boyd

After she said she loved him and
was so happy to be his girlfriend,
one day she changes her mind and
says, “Can we just be friends?”
Of course, he’s heartbroken and pissed
and can’t believe she’s done a 180.
He says to her, “Once lovers never friends.”
Incredibly, three weeks later she changes
her mind and wants him back again.
He says to her, “Once lovers never friends.”

Bob Boyd

A white man in Britain gets stabbed 3 times
randomly by an Indian man, and he’s dying.
Perhaps because the police are overly woke,
they think the white British man attacked
the Indian man and don’t know he is dying.
They fuck around and cuff the white man
ignoring him when he says he’s been stabbed.
Moments later he bleeds to death in front of them.
This is one of many examples of how fucked up
Britain has become, a two-teir justice system
baised against white citizens.
My heart goes out to the maltreated citizens –
some arrested and in prison for tweets –
and the patriots their government calls Right Wing.

Bob Boyd

I hate the thought of dogs being eaten in some countries.
How can they think of such a loyal, intelligent animal as food?
I’m sure those who eat dogs see nothing wrong with it,
but to me it is soulless, heartless, and evil.

Because dogs are often referred to as man’s best friend,
to eat one of them to me seems close to cannabalism.
And I’m glad I live in a dog loving country where eating
dogs is against the law, disgusting, and reprehensible.

Bob Boyd

A guru in India to make a point to a man with LSD
asked him to give him a triple doze of the hallucinogenic
the potent dose of LSD had no effect on him
his enlightenment was far beyond any psychedelics

Bob Boyd

She walks into the dog pound
the dogs begin to growl
they feel the evil in her
and know she eats dog meat

Bob Boyd

She was born with a perfect body
she never thought it was temporary
until age began to slowly ravage it
now only eroding bones in a grave

Bob Boyd

The Justice of the Peace couldn’t believe it
at first he refused to marry them on principle
until the groom paid him much more money
and the robot male and robot female said I do

Bob Boyd

He returns to what he thought was an empty house
hears a sound inside a closet and gets frightened
grabs his gun and shoots his daughter accidentally
who popped out of the closet with a BOO as a joke

Bob Boyd

Once a moving man
of flesh and blood
now an inert skelton
of decaying bones

Bob Boyd

Elongated skulls were unearthed in Peru
one hundred years ago
some think they might be extraterrestrial
but nobody knows for sure

Bob Boyd

After he nearly died from cancer
he got a surprising Zen attitude
an unexpected equanimity
the loss of his fear of death

Bob Boyd

In his teenage years he was trouble
kicked out of school many times
at age 21 he had a spiritual awakening
and became a monk in India

Bob Boyd

He’s an old man in hospice dying
a few minutes before he dies
he sees his deceased wife
waiting for him in the afterlife

Bob Boyd

She became a binge drinker in college
She always got drunk at bars
At 2am one night she stumbled out of one
and fell into a serial killer’s web

Bob Boyd

Too Many Young Women Go Missing or Are Murdered in This World

I have watched many true crime show
cases on YouTube videos.
In those cases, many young women are
murdered, their futures destroyed.
Boyfriends or ex-husbands are usually
the murderers.
Sometimes they are murdered by strangers
or serial killers.
The numbers are shocking and tragic,
as if it’s open season on young women.
It pisses me off that monsters of my gender
are responsible for these horrors.
And I cannot imagine how terrifying those
last moments must have been those women.
I hope when they died they went to a place
that erased the memories of their deaths.
I hope it was a better, safer place then this
world that was so dangerous for them.

Bob Boyd

When I was in high school, I thought the kids
called nerds were abnormal.
To a degree I was right, and I had no admiration
for them,
like I did for the troublemakers like myself.
When I got much older and took many hard knocks,
I began to appreciate nerds for their intellects.
I also envied them a bit because they weren’t as
addicted to girls as I was,
and for how had I been like them I could have done
better in life,
and not been crazily involved with many women,
some which brought me trouble and grief.

Bob Boyd

Once when I worked in the retail jewelry business,
I was told never show more than 3 pieces of jewelry.
The reason was with more choices it becomes
harder for customers to make a decision.
I think the same applies with dating apps where
the choices are so many.
I also think that, unlike with meeting face to face
with less choices, people become disposable
and are not valued as much.
I’m like a monk now and too old to bother with
seeking love,
but were I younger I would hate dating apps,
like I hating dating sites when I was younger.

Bob Boyd

Most cats in the Philippines are feral
there’s no pampering for them
they scrounge for food in the streets
theirs is a hard luck life

Bob Boyd

Friends said he could do better
she wasn’t pretty enough for him
but his friends could not see
how beautiful she was beyond her face

Bob Boyd