Listening to an Expert on Bigfoot

I was listening to a man on the radio show,
Coast to Coast, who’s like a Bigfoot expert
and owns a Bigfoot Museum.

He said despite the claims of Bigfoot attacks
on the Internet, he didn’t believe Bigfoot was violent.
I believe David Paulides said the same thing too.

In fictional poems I’ve written about Bigfoot I prefer
to portray him as benevolent or at the worst like
a fun, harmless trickster.

I like seeing him as more than a beast or a monster;
I like portraying him as supernatural, psychic, and
more intelligent than he may be credited for.

I’ve also come to believe that it’s plausible he’s real
and more than an earthbound entity. I believe he’s
interdimensional and can appear and disappear at will
as well as easily move in and out of dimensions —
if he’s real.

Of course, I could be wrong, but I could be right as well.
Hopefully, the day will come when the existence or
nonexistence of Bigfoot will be definitively proven.

In the meantime I find it fascinating that there are
so many allegedly real sightings about him and some
connected to UFOs.

Bob Boyd

A Contemplation on Bigfoot

Many have been trying been to unravel
the Bigfoot mystery for many years,
seemingly with no solid proofs
of this mysterious creatures
existence.

As an armchair speculator,
I’ve come to the conclusion
that Bigfoot is interdimensional
since he’s uncannily elusive and
vanishes when scared hunters
take frightened shots at him.

And that could explain why there
are no corpses or scat left behind
in the 75,000 alleged sightings of him.

Imagine if Bigfoot were interdimensional
and more evolved than us.

Imagine if Bigfoot lived in a
Shangri La-like dimension
and when not playing hide seek
with astonished humans to prank
them and enjoy a few chuckles
between his vanishing acts and
his forays into our material world
and whatever else preoccupies
his transcendent existence.

Imagine if Bigfoot were a perennial
free spirit living his best life
leapfrogging from one dimension
to another, carefree and liberated
from the constraints and worries
of lesser, restricted human lives.

Bob Boyd

The Night I Kissed a Female Bigfoot

I’d been drinking Budweisers with some buds at a park
in a forest

when I got so many sheets to the wind, I bypassed
the traditional 3 and lost count as 13.

I trudged deep into the forest to relive myself
privately of the excessive liquids I’d ingested.

After I finished my business, so drunk I could
hardly see, I spied a beautiful forest goddess

beckoning me for a kiss. Not one to refuse
such a request from a beautiful lady, gentlemanly

I complied, and drunk as I was, I kissed a
female Bigfoot thinking she was a forest goddess.

The situation got worse after that. Her humongous
Bigfoot boyfriend appeared out of a portal

and punched me just once, but his punch packed
so much inhuman force that

I was airborne for a minute before I lost consciousness
and woke up in a patch of poison ivy

sober, itchy, and wondering how could I have confused a
hairy scary female cryptid for a beautiful forest goddess

and risk having a jealous Bigfoot boyfriend kick
the shit out of me.

I quit drinking after that and joined the AA, and nobody
knows that I kissed a female Bigfoot,

except Bigfoot, you and me.

Bob Boyd

People, Aliens, and Bigfoot

Some believe people live inside the earth.
Some believe aliens live inside the moon.
I don’t believe any of that, but I do believe
Bigfoot is real, though I didn’t in the past.
You could say that is nonsense or where
is the corpse or some scat as proof?
My answer is Bigfoot is not earthbound.
And he is said to disappear at times
because he’s interdimensional.
Some say there have been sightings of
UFOs accompanying Bigfoot sightings.
Imagine if Bigfoot was an alien creation.
And if that were true, why would aliens
create and put him on this planet?
All I can say about all of this is these
matters get curiouser and curiouser.

Bob Boyd

A Woman Who Lives in Texas and Bigfoot

A woman in Texas says she has seen Bigfoot, and that he made birdlike sounds trying to talk to her.

She said she felt he was making overtures to her, and didn’t try to communicate with him.

So she left him scared, and later that day gave him an offering, a fresh baked pie she put outside her house.

She believes he accepted the offering and ate the pie, and she has put other food outside for him since then.

She has an adult son who lives with her and claims he has heard Bigfoot near her house many times.

Both of them were on Art Bell years ago telling their Bigfoot tales, and most of the callers believed them.

I don’t know what to say about it except that the tales were compelling and the woman seemed genuine.

Bob Boyd

Milly’s Terrifying Solo Camping Trip

Milly posted her solo camping trips on YouTube,
and she was highly skilled.

But as a friend of hers who wasn’t into camping
and worried about her being alone in forests,

I said to her you might be putting yourself in
danger, camping all alone.

She said she had no worries and that she was
always alert and careful.

But one night her confidence was crushed when
a serial killer had secretly stalked her

and broke into her tent while she slept, seized
her and dragged her out of her tent,

but fortune was with her as she screamed that
terrifying night.

A deep guttural growl stopped the serial killer
who looked behind himself just as a bigfoot

grabbed him, and he was the one screaming
seconds before his wicked life was crushed out of him.

Milly had run off shocked and terrified she’d also
be slaughtered by the Bigfoot

until she heard the Bigfoot’s voice inside her head,
assuring her he was only there to protect her,

and as she looked back at him, he smiled warmly and
then vanished.

Milly thinks Bigfoot protected her that night because
she’s a fan of his with a lot of Bigfoot memorabilia.

Perhaps she was right, but in case she was wrong,
she never solo camped again.

Bob Boyd

Bigfoot Sightings

The Bigfoot sightings
keep increasing
you could say
it’s just nonsense
but could over 75,000
people be mistaken,
pranksters or liars?
the sheer volume
of the numbers
suggest there’s
something real here
perhaps something
that can appear and
disappear at will.

Bob Boyd

An Arizona Monster

Inhabits the Mogollon Rim, Arizona
7 to 10 feet tall
hair all over its body
footprints 22 inches long
has godawful body oder
the scent is sickening
like dead fish and skunk
and raw sewage
mimics birds and animal
sounds
makes terrifying and loud
screams
throws rocks and sticks
at people
harasses campers
at night
who is this monster?
it’s the Mogollon Monster,
maybe Bigfoot or a
similar species
is it real or imaginary?
I don’t know, but I’m
not about to find out.

Bob Boyd

Mindspeak from Bigfoot

Some people claim they’ve
received mindspeak from Bigfoot.
In other words, telepathic
communications.

Supposedly with his mindspeak,
Bigfoot can transfer emotions
as well.

Some Bigfoot researchers claim it’s
just woo-woo stuff, but others
believe it is true.

There are people who claim to
have experienced it, hearing his
words in their heads.

Maybe Bigfoot mindspeak is real, or
maybe it is merely a hoax or claims
by delusional people.

But whether real, a hoax, or imaginary,
I find it compelling regardless, and
it truly intrigues me.

And if you’re a Bigfoot reading this,
lets meet in the beta waves and
mindspeak together.

Bob Boyd

See  4 Types of Sasquatch Communication  for more information on mindspeak.

Bigfoot Sightings in the USA

The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization
reports receiving nearly 75,000 alleged Bigfoot
sightings in the USA.

They claim 5,000 to 6.000 seem creditable. This
begs the question: could all those people be liars?
I suspect some of them are more creditable than
others and are not liars.

For example, police reporting seeing Bigfoot or
people known to be reliable and honest by all
those who know them.

The most puzzling thing about all these sightings
is why no corpse?

I’ve seen the Patterson-Gimlin video of Bigfoot
roaming through a forest, that some experts
claim is legitimate, but to me it looks like a fake,
a man in a gorilla suit.

The only plausible explanation of whether
Bigfoot is real that I find remotely possible is if
Bigfoot is interdimensional.

That would also explain sightings where
allegedly Bigfoot vanishes.

But if despite 5,000 to 6,000 possibly creditable
sightings Bigfoot isn’t real, I still find the mystery
of his existence fun and fascinating.

Bob Boyd

Mogollon Monster, an Allegedly Sometimes Violent Type of Bigfoot

Also called the Arizona Bigfoot,
Habitat central and eastern Arizona
along the Mogollon Rim.
Over seven feet tall,
big red eyes with black or
reddish fur.

Emits an indescribable sweet
odor like nothing you can
relate it too.

Howls, whoops and deep
growls that can scare the
life out of you.

Incredible strength that
could tear you in pieces.

If it is near you in a forest,
birds are hushed;
creatures are silenced,
an eerie quiet that you
know portends danger
alarms you.

Scientists consider them
hoaxes or misidentifications.

Witnesses claim otherwise,
so far no proof, but the
alleged sightings keep increasing.

Bob Boyd

Tree Peeker

Some people call Bigfoot Tree Peeker.
I don’t get that — big as he is, bad as he looks
Why would he need to hide and peek at anybody?
Okay, okay, I see your irrefutable point;
I see why I’m absolutely wrong
He’s seen the movie King Kong.

Bob Boyd

Breakdown on Scary Country Road at Night

Car broke down at night on a scary, unlit country road.
Fears rose in him. Goosebumps spread over his skin.
Horror movie terrors starting plaguing his thoughts.
No way was he going to exit his car and face the fears,
Locked all the car doors, laid down to sleep on the seat.
Safer to hide from his increasing fears and imagined frights
Until he sensed something eerie and terribly monstrous.
Peeked out of the windshield, a scream in his throat,
Bigfoot, terrifying, smiled and put his hands on hood.
Engine started, purred. Bigfoot waved and vanished.

Bob Boyd

Montana Bigfoot Researcher Has Proof of Bigfoot’s Existence

I would really like to see proof of Bigfoot’s existence.
But when a Montana Bigfoot Research says his proof is
hair and nail clippings from Bigfoot,
it’s just not enough for me.

Now maybe there is a way to scientifically validate
his findings, but I kind of doubt the accuracy of
such an experimental attempt.

I’d be more impressed with a bona fide Bigfoot cadaver.
But despite thousands of alleged Bigfoot sightings,
no one has produced a cadaver, which could lead
many people to believe Bigfoot is no more real
than a unicorn and they may be right.

As for me, the only way I can imagine Bigfoot
being legit is if he’s interdimensional, which
could explain why no cadaver has ever been
presented as proof of his existence.

Bob Boyd

More People Claiming to be Bigfoot Experiencers

The numbers are
increasing of people claiming
to be Bigfoot Experiencers.

It may be easy to blow
them off as charlatans.

But the more of them
you see and listen to,
you learn some are
highly educated and
seem credible.

And it makes me wonder
if they are all liars and
frauds or if some are
legit.

Along with that, I’ve
seen there are more
people who allege to have
seen this elusive cryptid.

His existence always
seemed laughable to
me.

Though I found him
fascinating as a fictional
character just as I find
fictional werewolves
fascinating.

Now I have to wonder
if there is something to
all these alleged sightings
and self proclaimed
Bigfoot Experiencers.

And if it were real and
safe, I can imagine how
amazing it would to to
not only experience
Bigfoot but to have
indisputable proof that
he is real.

I wouldn’t mind a high
like that in my aging,
less exciting life.

Bob Boyd

The 1967 Patterson Gimlin Film of Bigfoot Claimed to be Authentic

I saw the Patterson Gimlin film of an alleged Bigfoot walking years ago.
To me, it seemed like a fake, like a guy in a modified gorilla suit.
Yet there are creditable people, even ones with scientific backgrounds who are convinced the film is legitimate.
And if you learn about their credentials and their scientific professions, they seem like intelligent, highly educated people who would know what they are talking about.

But I stand by my initial belief when I first saw that Bigfoot film, and still believe it is an obvious hoax, a guy in a modified gorilla suit.
And I have to wonder why if two people could capture a film of Bigfoot walking in a forest back in 1967, surely others would have captured films of Bigfoot by now. So bunk I say.

You may believe the film is 100% authentic. If so, I hope you are right.
I’d like a film of Bigfoot to be legitimate, proof of his existence.

Bob Boyd

Bigfoot Vocals Outside the Range of Human Sound

I was listening to Coast to Coast on YouTube today about Bigfoot and sounds he is claimed to make.

The person who recorded the sounds hosts a website called Ontario Sasquatch, and whether a hoaxer or not, he did seem credible.

The sounds were scary and guttural. Female Bigfoot sounds were distinctly female, a little shrill and strange but not scary or guttural.

The person who recorded the sounds said they were “Outside the range of human sound.”

They certainly sounded like nothing a human voice could produce,
the most authentic Bigfoot sounds I’ve ever heard on the Internet.

Alleged Bigfoot recordings I’ve heard on the Internet in the past, sounded like kids pranking Bigfoot believers.

He also said Bigfoot was interdimensional, a theory I find plausible, if Bigfoot is real.

The more I read or listen to about Bigfoot, the more I find people with some credentials claiming he is real, like a forensic scientist, who claims to have had contact with Bigfoot numerous times.

Of course, it could be all fabrications and nonsense, but I find these Bigfoot alleged interactions and sightings fascinating just the same.

Bob Boyd

 

The Otherworldly Origins of Bigfoot

First the Aliens created Yeti as an experiment
and dropped him into the Himalayas.

Satisfied with that success, they created
the cryptid known as Bigfoot, a different
variety of Yeti, darker in color and
designed to live in a less severe climate.

They deposited him into a forest in North
America. The experiment a success, they
created hundreds more and settled them
in forests all over North America.

Because they wanted to keep Bigfoot safe from
hunters and those who would try to capture
him, they tweaked him with the ability to move
in and out of dimensions instantly, which is why
no one has killed or captured a Bigfoot to
this day, despite all the fake sightings
and conspiracy theories.

Bob Boyd

Bigfoot in Texas

Hiking near the Rio Grande
And had my Clock 20 handy
In case some big unhinged bear
Charged at me out of his liar
The day was quiet and peaceful
Being in nature felt so blissful
Suddenly something was afoot
I turned around and saw Bigfoot
He said to me, “Are you okay?”
I froze too scared to run away
And too scared to pull out my glock,
Too frightened to shoot, and in shock.
Lost my mind, passed out completely
Came to with Bigfoot over me
Looking as big as an oak tree
He helped me up from the ground
Smiled and asked me to hang around
Said okay since he meant no harm
His manner as soothing as balm
We talked and he said crazy things
Like there were aliens with wings
Then all of a sudden he sings
Becomes an alien with wings.
And said it’s time for me to go
And down came a big UFO
He got in it and waved goodbye
And disappeared into the sky.

Bob Boyd